Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of self-care through strategic retreat, this shirt blends humor and honesty with a comfortable, classic fit. Whether you’re an introvert, a burnout survivor, or just need a legit excuse to skip the chaos, this shirt gets you.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.