“I don’t always leave the house… but when I do, wow.” This “The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look” shirt blends pandemic fatigue, burnout humor, and mental‑health realness into one bold statement piece. Designed for women who balance self‑care and social hangovers—and aren’t afraid to own the chaos.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.